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1. xymonau12 January 2010, 22:53 GMT +00:00
Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
3746. xymonau26 November 2011, 9:57 GMT +01:00
You do know he's very old, don't you? So old he's likely to die on the job, and how are you going to explain that to the authorities? No, he's only good for one house, and that's mine. Then he'll need a long, long rest.
3747. micromoth26 November 2011, 10:55 GMT +01:00
Well, I appreciate the need for security, but I do think that haviing your house mined is going a bit far. Suppose Jim stepped on it, poor thing. Who would clean up all the bits?
3748. xymonau26 November 2011, 12:05 GMT +01:00
Well, he'd just have to do it himself. They all have to clean up after theyselves.
3749. micromoth26 November 2011, 12:23 GMT +01:00
Now, that's what I call teamwork! Presumably he's paid bit rate?
3750. xymonau26 November 2011, 12:38 GMT +01:00
I don't know what that means in real language. I assume you've made a clever pun based on Pomgolian slang? Always nice to see the non-colonials retaining their sense of humour. Jim is inclined to be slothful. He will feel no mercy in my employ. Anyway, did I say anything about payment?
3751. gesinek26 November 2011, 13:00 GMT +01:00
Don't you pay him for his work??
Remember he is in the labor union and they don't have much humor there when a member isn't payed right
3752. xymonau26 November 2011, 13:21 GMT +01:00
Working for the winner of this game - me - is no joke, Gesine. Grandfather must do as he's told, and the unions can go jump. It's a privilege to work for me. Why, he should be paying ME!
3753. gesinek26 November 2011, 14:01 GMT +01:00
Is he allowed to come and go as he wants or has he a chain around his healthy foot with a heavy iron ball
In second case I have to inform the agency for human rights at the UNO
3754. xymonau26 November 2011, 14:16 GMT +01:00
If he has been telling you about the ball and chain, he shall be punished. No bread with his water tonight!
Human rights? What sort of trendy claptrap is that? I'm not sure grandfather qualifies, anyway.
Don't listen to his pleas for help. He just does it for attention. He loves basking in my glory. Why, cleaning my house makes him feel like a celebrity himself.
3757. xymonau26 November 2011, 23:14 GMT +01:00
Right. There go his visiting rights. If you're feeding him junk food and whispering secrets, you are not to come here any more. That will give him another 15 minutes to keep cleaning.
3758. micromoth27 November 2011, 10:53 GMT +01:00
Well, that's a bit rough considering he cleans up your discarded sherbert dab tubes!
3760. micromoth27 November 2011, 21:34 GMT +01:00
Oh yuck, the poot end of a sherbert dab! What a sucker!
3761. xymonau27 November 2011, 21:41 GMT +01:00
I have no idea what a sherbet dab is. Is it like a bag of sherbet with a little spoon? Or is it some magical device from the Mother country that we colonials can only dream of?
Either way, he still gets the dregs.
3762. micromoth29 November 2011, 9:47 GMT +01:00
A sherbert dab is a small bag of sherbert powder with a lollipop to stick the sherbert to; or alternatively a cardboard tube containing sherbert powder, with a liquorice straw to suck it up with. Needless to say the straw gets a bit, erm, damp and unpleasant after a while. Poor Jim!
3763. xymonau29 November 2011, 10:01 GMT +01:00
That saliva is the saliva of a winner. He is a lucky man.
3767. xymonau30 November 2011, 9:57 GMT +01:00
Oh, go on! You've swapped spits a few times in your life. Don't deny it.
3768. micromoth30 November 2011, 19:04 GMT +01:00
Never! A sherbert dab is mine and mine alone. Why, one indiscreet move and that American detective - the Kojak fellow - would be wanting to suck the lollipop. Sacrilege!
