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1. xymonau12 January 2010, 22:53 GMT +00:00
Well, it had to be done, didn't it? And since this is both the first and last post, I have won. Thank you all.
2042. xymonau28 January 2011, 12:48 GMT +01:00
Because he's bin away. Be careful. Dan was very nearly forced to eat that cat when he lost a bet. He is a man without fear...or tastebuds.
2044. fishmonk28 January 2011, 21:38 GMT +01:00
@2040 thank you.
@2042 tastebuds is what I'm missing, not fear.
2045. crisderaud28 January 2011, 23:10 GMT +01:00
Soup! Soup! I must have soup!
sniff, sniff...
No, please take it away....!!
2046. xymonau28 January 2011, 23:34 GMT +01:00
Ah, there he is! You scoundrel! You take a rare gap in time just to come here and insult my soop??! Go and...and...GET A TISSUE! All that sniffin' is very annoying!
2048. xymonau29 January 2011, 8:50 GMT +01:00
I make only high quality shots, I'll have you know! Cheap - indeed! I paid a lot of money for that shot. Got it from a cattledog an' all. (At this point, I feel it is necessary to explain to the American that I am using a colloquialism for a catalogue.)
2049. micromoth29 January 2011, 9:31 GMT +01:00
I understand about the catalogue, but what's all this about using collies for a quialism?
2050. xymonau29 January 2011, 11:02 GMT +01:00
Ground up with a little salsa, a collie makes one of the finest quialisms available. I am surprised an Englishman knows what that is. But then, you are...special.
2051. crisderaud29 January 2011, 13:26 GMT +01:00
My understanding is that the Antipodeal language is based entirely on colloquialisms. The prize is not privy to that form of speech. He likes straight talk and a firm handshake.
2052. xymonau29 January 2011, 13:55 GMT +01:00
Of course he's not a privy. I'm shocked that you would speak of such things in his hearing! And I hope you washed your hands before shaking his.
2053. micromoth29 January 2011, 18:18 GMT +01:00
@2051,2052 Well of course, the outback is full of privet Bushes, and they use them to...never mind. What I don't understand though is why they never have didgeridon'ts.
2054. crisderaud29 January 2011, 22:41 GMT +01:00
History tells us that the first didge was discovered while fashioning a pointy stick from a euclypt and it turned out to be hollow from termites. He blew through it to clear out the debris and created a haunting sound.
From that time forward, pointy sticks which weren't properly hollow were called didgeridon'ts and given to the soup ladies who hung their cauldrons from them.
Corn, and their resulting cob, hadn't migrated from the original cultivars in Central America which allowed the privy bushes to proliferate. Privies are still commonly used in ornamental horticulture as a landscape testament to their past history.
2055. xymonau30 January 2011, 1:00 GMT +01:00
That's almost as accurate as current history books.
I'm so glad I have given two losers something to occupy their time after they realised they had no chance of winning. It warms my cockles.
2057. xymonau30 January 2011, 3:32 GMT +01:00
When I'm finished, I'll get a bigger tray for the kookies. You will all have to climb on by yourselves. A woman of my advanced years shouldn't have to lift you.
2058. crisderaud30 January 2011, 14:03 GMT +01:00
Cookies are part of the prize for winning LOTP.
Nice of you to make them. :)
2059. micromoth30 January 2011, 15:53 GMT +01:00
Absolutely! I's like a tray of chocolate chip, please.
2062. xymonau30 January 2011, 22:14 GMT +01:00
You lot is a confederacy. That is against the rools. You are hereby unsqalified.
2063. micromoth30 January 2011, 22:45 GMT +01:00
Unsqalified? There's lots of squalls round here. But fortunately I can weather them.
2064. crisderaud30 January 2011, 23:07 GMT +01:00
Apparently she hasn't read the sea-squall of the story.
2065. Groningen30 January 2011, 23:35 GMT +01:00
this tit-for-tat conversation is making me seasick
then again; if you are all busy making and being cookies
I can run of with the Prize
