Stumbled across this one - thought you might like it.
Oo-ah! Izzee really? He tole me he wazza young feller.
You rude lot! I is not nekkid, but I is still yung at heart. And yep, Dez...ahem... you is older than me! I chekked!
Yeah but Kevin, dont bee fooled buy counting candulls on her berfday cake cuz she eats half of um same as the crayons..
Big fibber! I oney ate a couple. I know I is older than you, Kevin, an' I would appreciate it if you would cover up your uncovered bits - you know, the "skin" you was askin' if I liked? Have respeck for a older woman. I could be yer granny!
@724 Yeah, I know about the candles thing, Mikey. Sumfin about fire insurance premiums 'cos of the quantity. Lol!
@725 Dez! Wot scurrilouse rumers! You is no more my granny than Granny Weatherwax. There's no physiono... physignomey... likeness. Just not the same mothology.
Yes there is! I gottem in me wallet!
Moffs in ya wallet !Is you saying yoo iz as tight as a ducks bottom, cuz thats water tight??
How on erf would you know this, Michael? Just how?!
@728 Hmmm....yes, Michael, how? (but please, no unnecessary detail!)
Easy,,I've never seen a duck sink cuz its bum let in water,,,Have you?
I wouldn't like to say. It's not ladylike.
Erm... how do you know it's not ladylike unless you've tried?
Zactly, yoo dont know nuffink untill yoo tri, I mean, I did knot know i wood be gable to use spell checker huntill i tryed .
Here, macromouth. Drink this poison. How do you know it's poison unless you've tried? BECAUSE YER SMART ENOUGH TO LISTEN TO SENSIBLE PEOPLE, HEY?
Sorry for shouting, Mikey. I know how delicate yer nerves is.
T'iz me ear Dezzie, see wot yoo dun naw, i cant hear a thing wot yoo iz saying, I'll have two lip reed, naw say it slow Dezzie,,,..
What do you mean, you can't hear me?
See the lamp over there in the corner? its bugged, Bloody marvellous BT are you knows, nothings too much for um :O)
An' this is because...?
Unlicensed soop manufacturing, i am the governor of the international soop production team, and we are having a clamp down on soop trafficking...
You flippin' two faced flippin'...WELSHMAN! Right! *aims pointy stick at vulnerable soft bit* Have at thee, varlet! (D'ya like that? I speaks Pomgolian!)
Well, you have to be as slimey as a greased banananana, i practise slimeyness oh yes i does...
Slime was the old fashined word for tar. You want some feathers to go with that?
A kind offer indeed, but i must recline, feathers just wouldn't look right for a Sunday morning, Its 5.45am here, the birds are singing, i have just picked my youngest daughter up from a all night party, Ahh what to do today? shall i go take some photographs? I think i shall have a early morning stroll down the river :O)