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I'll have to
lean
on something. my finances are worse than I thought!
I can
loan
you some chocolate cookies to help out
they won't help for
long
but your first appetite/hunger would be
gone
I
note
that, but what do I do with my hunger after that?
Eat the package!!
Would be
neat
to win the lottery :D
the
next
good thing may be just wo walk into the next super market and tell them you intend to buy very much and want them to give you a package of free samples to test, first
That's a
text
book idea, but I suspect they've already come across it.
perhaps you need to disguise yourself to make it work better, walk in under a
tent
Tent walks into a supermarket and asks: where do you keep your haringen??
Rent
a real performer for your parties, I'm a terrible joker.
Well, one good
turn
deserves another
you're all
nuts
to be wandering around a supermarket asking for anything while dressed in a tent.
nuts are healthy for your
guts
you
stun
me with your wisdom
I know, wisdom at every
turn
can be quite boring - have a nice weekend anyhow... we are going for a nice, sharp indian dinner today
If it's a Madras, you'll need
urns
full of water!
be
sure
to have lots of coconut cream to take the edge off
And don't be tempted by the
lure
of more chilli
yes, make that a definite
rule
Otherwise your
role
will be firefighter!
and the story of your suffering will become
lore
in your country
All on account of a
real
bad curry!
everyone will stay away from the
area
everyone will stay away from the
area